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The Public Transport Menace
Of late, I've been noticing behaviourial problems of people on the buses, MRT and of course not forgetting the MRT stations. The first and most common would be losers standing on the RIGHT side of the escalators, thus blocking those who are in a real hurry to get up or down.
Like, hello? If you wanna stand on the escalator so much, please have the courtesy to at least stand on the left side, like you should. Which part of "keep left" do those faggots not understand?
And there's the "oh-there-is-a-cash-prize-of-$1million-if-I'm-the-first-to-get-off-the-MRT/bus!" losers. These people think that if they get off the bus or MRT first they're gonna get a cash prize of a million bucks. Wishful thinking, losers!
Whenever I get on the MRT at Clementi on a crowded day, losers will often choose not to move in even though there are loads of empty spaces in the middle. Why? All because they're getting off at the next stop, and they don't want anybody to beat them to getting off first.
Next up are the gan cheong kings, who are the exact opposite of the "oh-there-is-a-cash-prize-of-$1million-if-I'm-the-first-to-get-off-the-MRT/bus!" losers. They think that they can get a million bucks if they get on the MRT first. Come on! The government has spent years trying to teach you losers to "give way to alighting passengers" before boarding. How difficult can that be? And even more so since there are announcements made every 5 minutes to remind people of that.
Following that, we have the obese population. Many a time have I sat down and have a grossly obese piece of lard trying to squeeze into the seat next to me, which is like 3/4 of their butt size. The remaining 1/4 of their fats are then left to compete for space with slimmer people who fit just nice into the seat.
For goodness sakes, being as fat as you are shouldn't you be STANDING up so you can burn more calories and not get fatter than you already are? It's irritating enough that people have to endure being squashed by your fats, it's even worse that they have to endure the putrid smells that your armpits emit.
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